I love pirates

Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRRRRR!

What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr, me heartie!

What does a dyslexic pirate say?
RAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C.

What is the distance from the centre of a circle of pirates to the edge?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR



I'm so lame....

Want Want Want!

I was looking on some random craft sites from New Zealand and found the following. I want pretty much everything on this site!

Custom poetry ring

Kia Kaha - Stand Strong, Aroha - Love

http://www.endemicworld.com/nz-designers/ailish-jewellery.html

Keep Calm and Carry On

I am absolutely obsessed with ideas for decorating my home at the moment.. only problem is I'm not going to have a 'home' for at least another year and a half to two years. This is not to say that I am homeless, I am just living in a little rental that I know I am not going to be in for that much longer as I will am planning to move back home to New Zealand in about a year and a half.

Anyway, my latest find is the below vinyl wall sticker which I am absolutely in love with and am definitely going to purchase. There is loads of cool stuff on the site, but I plan to (try to) paint my walls myself where possible.

From: http://dalidecals.com/Keep-Calm-and-Carry-On-Wall-Decal-Sticker-Graphic.html

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my blog of random stuff...