Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRRRRR!
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr, me heartie!
What does a dyslexic pirate say?
RAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C.
What is the distance from the centre of a circle of pirates to the edge?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
I'm so lame....
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